How much of a bad idea is this?

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/19/2019 at 10:49 • Filed to: None

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On a scale from 1 to 10

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DISCUSSION (23)


Kinja'd!!! jimz > CalzoneGolem
03/19/2019 at 10:58

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Kinja'd!!! facw > CalzoneGolem
03/19/2019 at 10:58

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High mileage salvage title VW, what could possibly go wrong (besides the non-functional window)? And has it even been uncheated, or is it going to fail emissions testing somewhere because it is still spewing smog? I’d give it an 8.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > jimz
03/19/2019 at 11:00

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Ah, Se ñor Carb ón, que tal?


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > CalzoneGolem
03/19/2019 at 11:01

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-20


Kinja'd!!! 412GTI > CalzoneGolem
03/19/2019 at 11:04

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Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > facw
03/19/2019 at 11:04

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We don’t have emissions testing so there’s that but everythi ng else is concerning.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > jimz
03/19/2019 at 11:06

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That’s a fancy briquette


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > CalzoneGolem
03/19/2019 at 11:12

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That depends on how much you hate yourself.


Kinja'd!!! Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > CalzoneGolem
03/19/2019 at 11:12

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A 10 year old, h igh mileage , dieselgate, automatic, salvage title, VW with poorly repaired driver’s side damage (see: inop driver’s window) and one muddy tire selling well below market? I think the only thing that’d really complete the listing would be a dash shot showing an illuminated check engine light and maybe a comment about how it “needs nothing ” and maybe something about how lowballers and scammers need not apply.


Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > CalzoneGolem
03/19/2019 at 11:18

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On a s cale of 1 to 10?

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Hell, my father has a non-salvage title well-maintained example of one of those (an ‘06) , and it’s still problematic.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > CalzoneGolem
03/19/2019 at 11:18

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Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CalzoneGolem
03/19/2019 at 11:24

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Kinja'd!!! Future Heap Owner > CalzoneGolem
03/19/2019 at 11:25

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You did it, you found a car that Oppo will not encourage you to buy


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Future Heap Owner
03/19/2019 at 11:38

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I knew I could do it.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo
03/19/2019 at 11:40

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Mint


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > shop-teacher
03/19/2019 at 11:41

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I’m actually quite fond of myself.


Kinja'd!!! facw > Chariotoflove
03/19/2019 at 11:42

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I like that two people went for this at the exact same moment. I’d say this clearly can’t top the scale though, as a W8 Passat with the same mileage and condition has to be worse.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > CalzoneGolem
03/19/2019 at 11:49

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Well then, this is a solid 9 on the Bad-Idea-O-Meter.


Kinja'd!!! Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > CalzoneGolem
03/19/2019 at 11:51

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RARE


Kinja'd!!! Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > CalzoneGolem
03/19/2019 at 12:22

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637


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > facw
03/19/2019 at 12:45

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We have a lot of polite people here, and it would be rude to not take that opening.

And no, a W8 Passat is more like

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Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
03/19/2019 at 13:04

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That’s lower than I thought


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > CalzoneGolem
03/20/2019 at 04:58

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all the bad news